Find the Apprentices: -Talk to the Priestess where you start. She'll ask you to find her apprentice. -You find the apprentice bent down looking for something in the forest. -Move rock next to her and remove the leaf. Grab the Butt Plug. -Try and give it to the apprentice. -Tell the Priestess. She will give you a coin. The Drunk Elf: -Interact with the two hotties at the end of the Tavern -Take the recipe -Take it to the witch in black (near where you start, by the letterbox) -Find five mushrooms. 1 near the Tavern. 1 next to the Ranger. 3 in Forest, one behind a rock. -Five the mushrooms to the Witch. She'll give you the Curios Potion. -Give Potion to the drunk elf and her dubious friend at the end of the tavern. You get a coin! -Leave and re-enter the tavern for a new scene~ Find food for the hungry Guard: -The bored guard in the Tavern wants something to eat. -Go to the forest. -The elf in the red dress wants you to get an acorn above her. Spam click it. -Find another acorn with a juicy nut. Its by the entrance to the village in the tree. Two lovers may be below it. -Give the juicy nut to the elf in red. She will give you a Spicy bun. -Give the Spicy bun to the hungry guard. Buy the Staff: -You should now have three coins. Give the coins to the rogue in the tavern. -You just bought a staff! -You can now enter a new area in the forest. Orc Invasion: -Enter the new area! -Orcs so close to the Forest? You need to tell the others! -If you get caught, pop all the hearts with your cursor <3 The Password Bush: -Between the Village and Orc Camp is a hidden path. -Here is the combination! -You will find the apple and woodpecker here (if you have bothered him enough) Futa Orc: -In the Village, the Futa Orc is blocking your path to the well/gate. -Go back to the forest between the village and the Orc Camp. -Click on the apple in the tree and get the apple! -Use the Apple above the Futa Orc in the Village, in the creatures nest. -You may now pass... <3 Orc in the Forest: -He is blocking your way and will rape you if you try to pass. -Bother the Woodpecker by the girl being ravaged in red~ -Return to where the Ranger was. Bother the woodpecker hiding behind some leaves. -Go to the Witches hut through the secret path. The Woodpecker is now here. Bother it. -Return to the Village. Passed the Futa Orc is the Woodpecker at the well. Bother it. -Enter Forest. Woodpecker is behind the net trap. Bother it! Be careful not to get caught..~ -The Woodpecker is now above the Orc in the Forest. Click it <3 -Knockout! Find the Keystones: -Speak to the lovely elf at the gate, accessible through the door where she was once stood. -She will tell you to find the keystones -Go just outside the village, find a Blue Elf in the bush. Bonk her. -Go immediately left. She is hiding behind a tree behind the net trap. Bonk her. -Now you can access deeper into the forest! -To find the shears, go Left, Down and Down again. Shears are against a tree. -From the beginning again, go Down and then Right. You will find the strange plant. -Use the shears on the strange plant. Do not poke it after ;) -Keep poking the sleeping elf until you get the Keystones.